I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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