Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
