So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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