You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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