READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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