Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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