So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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