I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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