I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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