shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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I pour the whiskey from now on
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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