But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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