I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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