I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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