I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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