did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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