Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I believe in your delicious
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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