Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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