Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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