u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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