She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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