lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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