Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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