Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

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(760): View more from California

There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.

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(514): View more from Quebec

he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets

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(248): View more from Michigan

Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.

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(678): View more from Georgia

What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.

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(206): View more from Washington

Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing

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