Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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