how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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