I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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