I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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