wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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