The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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