She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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