In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
