In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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