just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
its liver damage thursday
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