i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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