im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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