Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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