Your tits are I can't wait for
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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