i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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