Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
