Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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