I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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