i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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