dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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