remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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