just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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