Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Non-Jews are for practice
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I deserve to be covered in dicks
did you just send me my own nude
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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