haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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