If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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