This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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