Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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