I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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