Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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