just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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