you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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