whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
