we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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