Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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