Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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